Translation:  Warning crushing hazard.

I admit this one from Norway is a little gruesome…

Perhaps, they should consider the speed at which their elevators descend…

My husband is cursed with a acute sense of smell, so often his comment upon seeing some horror, the black hole of Calcutta, stockyards in July, a daycare full of babies, and now someone crushed by their own garbage can: “I bet that smells.”

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The mysterious sign below is from Sweden, which Google translated as: “Cows Slowly Rotating seniors.” I may have missed putting in a few umlats here and there. My friend, who lives in Sweden, set me straight with a translation of “Drive Slowly –Retirees at play.” Though one wonders at what they are playing…

And finally, also from Sweden:

Translation: Laziness is not a disability.

Boo-YAH! Swedes keepin’ it real.

I don’t agree; laziness is a terrible disability, which is so often exacerbated by a total lack of ambition to overcome it.