Author Archives: Pat Hart

Exiting before Texiting I do like that they provide a suggested post, a flame emoticon and three !!!, though the  person depicted below looks more “whatevers” than “!!!What?!!!” Since the striped pizza slice graphic is the universal sign for “Get … Continue reading →

This I understand: It’s a 30 foot hotdog on an undersized bun with teeny tiny probably pickle sized wheels. Plus it’s a denizen of the lazy, hazy days of summer. But this? Seriously, dude? You’re a polar bear, get it … Continue reading →

I love McDonalds. They, and my parents’ unwillingness to wait for a special order for that kid who didn’t like ketchup, pickles, mustard or onions, taught me to endure, if not embrace, the random pooey gooeyness of fine dining. Though … Continue reading →

There are multiple ways to behave when encountering a wild animal: Put up your dukes! Though your dukes are edible, as is the rest of you. Run like a chicken! However, chicken is exactly what he was hoping you tasted … Continue reading →

First of all, how big is this wheel and why is it just rolling around wreaking havoc in the world? Plus I like that they added the caution about ‘flying chips,’ though they do seem to be harmlessly ricochetting off … Continue reading →

I took this photo at Zion National Park and, though not shown, there was a squirrel (much friskier looking than the poor, world weary varmint depicted below) who was posted up right next to this sign like it was his … Continue reading →

  Forewarned is forearmed, but ducks and the Australian Bilby, which is about the same size as a bunny rabbit, are not quite the same fearsome road hazard as say SASQUATCH! Though to be fair, this Sasquatch seems to be … Continue reading →

When I was a kid the climax in virtually all of my cinematic experiences was the floundering and then subsequent rescuing of the villain from sure death in quicksand. Admittedly, I mostly watched Tarzan movies set in Africa, which is … Continue reading →

Warning: Tyme travel ahead… Speaking of time travel, nothing harkens you back to the days of yore quite like extra e’s, p’s and sometymes y. #### On the sign below, I have to wonder, who is this for? Are there … Continue reading →