I took this photo at Zion National Park and, though not shown, there was a squirrel (much friskier looking than the poor, world weary varmint depicted below) who was posted up right next to this sign like it was his job. He was being hand fed by delighted and delightful little girl. Though the sign urged me to “Please Report Violators” busting up this sylvan scene seemed wrong, and frankly they were being just a little too coy about exactly who would be the recipient of the $100 Penalty…

Plus the squirrel just seemed so grateful!

Speaking of squirrels, and I was, I came across this item for sale ($6.95) in Pittsburgh’s Strip district where, though the name ‘the Strip’ conjures all sorts of nakey thoughts, clothes are encouraged, nay required for ALL.

And in case you were wondering how they dealt with the bushy tail, here’s a backside shot.

And almost finally…
Don’t forget that squirrels bite, even ones, or maybe, especially ones that seem to be mutants from the Planet Chocolate Easter Bunny. I am struck by the lack of alarm by both parties especially considering the size of the chunk missing from of this person’s index finger. And, I don’t want to be gruesome, but where are Pinky, Ring Finger and Middle (AKA Sweary) Finger? How many encounters has this person had with this monster? Perhaps, it’s time revisit the practice/meaning of ‘hand feeding’?

And finally, for real this time, my favorite rodent-like creature video ever:

Til next time, stay warm!

CJ