Exiting before Texiting
I do like that they provide a suggested post, a flame emoticon and three !!!, though the  person depicted below looks more “whatevers” than “!!!What?!!!”

Since the striped pizza slice graphic is the universal sign for “Get your WiFi here!” apparently this woman is about to have a bouncing baby router. Perhaps her condition is the consequence of acting like a little HottieSpot a few months ago.

In Pittsburgh, we spruced up our tunnels, meaning we added lighting that is permanently set on Extra Grim and transformed the soot blackened walls into soot smeared walls. Plus we added helpful signs like the one below, which offers the option of running either 477  or 94 feet for dear sweet life.  Dasher’s choice!

We also installed every 500 feet or so are these cheery spots:

Which looks to me exactly like a sign that a pack of starving Zombies would post to attract the raw materials for their All-You-Can-Eat Brains Buffet.  Since only a brainless ninny would rush, arms flailing over their heads/hands flapping like panicked pigeons about their ears, into a mile long tunnel during the Zombie apocalypse, the jokes on them-bies.
“Dammit!” Zombie tosses cranium aside. “Another empty!”

And finally, speaking of the Zombie Apocalypse and the general leeriness we all feel in this go-go all the time modern world. I got a sign for that:

Credit: Thank you Karen P for the reminder that blowing up on twitter is less important than actually blowing up. And thank you Ginnie for the hotspot mama and Peg for risking life, limb, and brains by slowing down in the tunnel and snapping a few photos.

CJ