From the beach in Thailand, the sign above advises that once you have achieved 3rd degree burns, it’s perhaps time to consider an indoor activity, at least until nightfall. I like that they felt compelled to include the universal male and female restroom figures, fully clothed, so that we would know this admonishment is directed at us humanoids… of both sexes.

I don’t think they could be more clear: This machine will cut your children’s feet off. It mows down children AND cuts grass!

And finally this entry from the Homemade category: No words needed, they clearly want you to catch those billiard balls of poop that are shooting out of the back of your dog, preferably before they hit the ground. I say: What’s the rush? It’s not a game of Tetris, no harm in letting that material land and cool a bit before engagement. Certainly, you don’t need to kneel there with bated breath, like you’re delivering triplets. Better to stand discreetly a few feet away examining cloud formations or your cuticles as though you are not tethered by a strip of leather to a pooping dog.

Thanks Gin for the sunburn caution sign and the device that mows down children.

Thanks Charlie for capturing the homemade “pick up after your dog, you chowderhead” sign in Boston.

CJ