In Czech Republic, rather than leaving it at the simple “DON’T DO THIS” red bar, these sign makers created a little storyboard depicting the consequence of weeing on their property. Not a fine, not an arrest, but the potential for world-wide shaming. Of course if I had created the image of this relaxed fellow, arms on hips, who has seemingly sprung a leak (where’s that Dutch kid when ya need him?), I would have found a way to use it at least three times as well.

Speaking of consequences… Your money AND your life. I guess they just wait until you stop smoldering and then check your wallet for the 20 pounds. Though the big question is, a question that must have also plagued Pandora, why does this box open?

And finally…

BAD DOG! BAD-SKATEBOARDING-DRINKING-SMOKING  DOG!

Thanks Ginnie (my most profilic procurer of wackiness)

And LAURIE, who found the Bad Dog sign.

CJ