To All you Cold Cereal Slingers: You will be forgotten before the Cheerios get soggy.
Remembering/honoring/appreciating US service men and women is always, always the right thing to do, but must Days Inn simultaneously hawk their truly awful breakfast offering? Of course, there are none so brave as those who eat those scrambled eggs and then go for a long car ride.   The enemy is not at our gate, but in our gut.

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I believe I interviewed here… Sadly, I didn’t get the job. They said I lacked the proper enthusiasm. Harumph, I’m a star baby!

Next time, I’m definitely wearing a shirt.

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And finally,

When promoting prostitution as an apt punishment for shoplifiting, please consider this list compiled by the National Retail Foundation of the most shoplifted-items in the US*:
chewing gum, Advil, the weight-loss drug Alli, Claritin, Rogaine, Red Bull energy drinks, Dyson vacuums, Cover Girl cosmetics, Crest Whitestrips, and deodorant.

I think this list gives us a picture of the common shoplifter as a gum chewing, headachy, chubby, sneezy, balding, listless, fuzzy, pasty, yellow-toothed, stinker. HUBBA HUBBA!

CJ

*In the UK there were only two ‘most’ boosted items: Face Cream and Perfume… Is this indicative of a culture difference in enterprise or in vanity?

CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE:
I lifted the Days Inn and Burger King images from something the showed up on my Facebook feed, originally posted by Kurt A (don’t know him) but liked by my friend Rick L.

The Shoplifting sign that advocates Swing Swing over Sing Sing was sent by Gin Gin.