O (MG) Canada!

The people of Canada are a peaceful lot, but their critters seem downright thuggish.
Encounter a reindeer?
man vs reindeer
God help you.
This is not “On Donner, On Blitzen” this is a straight up Hooves of Fury/Antlers of Pain scenario.

Hit a moose?
moose vs car

 

 

 

 

 

May God –and your airbags– help you.
Please note that the car has a crumpled hood, a broken windshield and a flattened tire, but the moose, whose legs are as slender and shapely as a Rockette’s, is still standing and looks like he’s about to stick his giant moosey head in the passenger compartment and commence goring him some careless, texting driver.

In Canada, even the seemingly docile cows are using cliffs and their incredible body mass to satisfy their murderous lusts.

falling cows

 

 

 

 

 

 

But what’s the warning here?
possums
I’m in a car, he’s up in a tree,
I’m a person, he’s a possum…
It’s not like he and his whole family are in my
PICNIC BASKET!

lots of possums in a picnic basket

In the Southern hemisphere, Australia also need to alert drivers to the potential for wildlife encounters on their byways.

camels kanagroos and unknown

Here they seem to have either a problem with scale or they have kangaroos and gophers that are bigger than camels. It could be either, it’s Australia.

 

CJ

 

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