Though my foreign language ability begins and ends with “Dos Equis, se il vous plaît!” I still snort at smash ups of English terms found on signs in far away places.

Speaking of accident porn and smash ups, check out this video. There is an especially tantalizing hindquarter waggle from a bus at :30…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbMO94od8qA

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Alligators, long time masters of the ‘lying in wait,’ seem to have upped their game a bit with this clever Hiker and Biker trap:

Hope they like lean meat!

Perhaps this sign could be posted to warn at least the cyclists:

And finally in my undaunted search of the internet for signs, I came across these mysterious postings and have made a guess at their possible meanings:

Watch your ass-ets, former spouse is ahead:

FOX News, everything is alarming:

PAINTBALL!:
And, whatever you were thinking, DON’T: and this is why:

Have a safe holiday and don’t stuff yourself, except for you turkey lurky.

CJ

CREDITS:
Thanks Gin Gin, my partner in catastrophe, for the nefarious alligators and porn accident sign!