There are multiple ways to behave when encountering a wild animal:
Put up your dukes!

Though your dukes are edible, as is the rest of you.

Run like a chicken!

However, chicken is exactly what he was hoping you tasted like anyway.

Make a small offering.

Moving from wild beasts to beastly natural forces that are intent upon opening a can of whoop ass on you, the best policy, even if you don’t have feet,  is to:
RUN!

RUN REALLY FAST!

OR…
Stand there screaming, in your tiny Speedo, mouth wide open, as a wall of water descends upon you.

Finally, just like in every post 1968 nature show (45 minutes of harrowing lion on zebra violence), we have to conclude with “and yet the most terrifying and destructive predator on the planet is–MAN!”

So here are some man-made horrors:

Apparently, there are fricken lasers that randomly strike people down and then set them on fire.

And attack copiers that rip your clothes off:

“I swear I had pants on when I went to xerox the lunch menu!”
“Hmmm….and explain this,”  the boss holds up a xerox of bare buttocks.
“I was sitting on it, trying to get my jeans back, and it took a picture! Cheeky bastard.”

And this…
Okay, so TWO people ended up like this AT THE SAME TIME?

Looks like a headhunters going to market with his shrunken head collection.

Until next time, whether it’s man or beast or nature, be careful out there.

CJ