This I understand:

It’s a 30 foot hotdog on an undersized bun with teeny tiny probably pickle sized wheels. Plus it’s a denizen of the lazy, hazy days of summer.

But this?

Seriously, dude? You’re a polar bear, get it together!

Holding ourselves in a vertical position this winter has been extra challenging, so as a public service (of sorts), here are “Seven Stylish Ways to Leave your Feet”
The Fred Astaire

The Gene Kelly

The Alien Abduction

The Banana Peel

The Dying Cockroach

The OOPsyDown

The Post-Christmas Slippery Slope
(notice the figure’s packing a few extra lbs)

And yet on another, but still chilling subject:
GOING

GOING

GOING

GONE!

or as they like to say in Slovenia “Slovo!”

Actually, perhaps it’s best just to stay safely inside at your office…or not.
   
Side note: I have performed the “Ass end over backwards in a wheeled chair” (Skirted Lady Division) and the “Dash for the bagels in the break room cord entanglement,” but to date I have not been out run by an empty cart. So I guess there’s that to look forward too.

Until next time be careful out (and in) there!

CJ