Look out BELOW!

DANGER ON SESAME STREET
Injury brought to you by the letter i

falling object two
At least the guy above is employing some evasive action, whereas below (as in LOOK OUT BELOW!) this sad sack seems resigned to take it like (an international symbol of) a man.
falling rock

And here, the warning is for the people who are either on a cliff, or perhaps a big, crumbly wedge of blue cheese.

falling with rocks cropped

falling with rocks just the guyAnd this guys is grasping what looks like a microphone as though he was reporting from atop Blue Cheese Mountain when an earthquake, or perhaps a Triscuit, struck.

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Poor kid gets cracked in the head as a business traveler races off to buy a Cinnabon, a 1000 calories of sticky, sweet, guilty cheer before boarding the soul sucking West-to-East Coast-11PM- red-eye flight that was deemed ‘too brutal for use by civilized men’ on page three of the recent Torture Report.
So “Sorry, Poppet the minibons are hot, hot, hot. Life needs frosting (TM). YOLO!”

hit kids with briefcase

Turnabout is fair play, as the Whacker becomes the Whackee in sign that warns you about… how low hanging the sign is.
Which is akin to:
Caution! Sign has razor sharp edges.

low hanging sign

And finally for all those little border towns (no, not down Mexico way), but up dere ’round Erie n’at who want to secede from the state of New York to join Pennsylvania, where the frackers and the crackers are getting filthy rich!
BEWARE:

Faucet fires

 

CJ

 

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